Aga meie oleme Katziga naerupallid xD

Guy: Say silk
Girl: Silk
Guy: Say it 5 times
Girl: silk silk silk silk silk
Guy: Spell silk
Girl: S-i-l-k
Guy: What do cows drink?
Girl: Milk! HA! U DIDN'T FOOL ME!
Guy: Actually they drink water.
Girl: Damn.

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*A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying*
B: What's up?
S: My boyfriend dumped me.
B: Naaaaw *hugs* why?
S: I broke his black ops disc
B: *pushes her away* YOU DID WHAT?!?!? OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!
S: But....
B: OUT
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Boy:"why do you striaghten your hair?" 
Girl:"becuase it makes my hair longer" 
Boy:"really?" 
*30 min later* 
Docter:"so tell me why you burnt your dick with a straightener?" 
Boy:...

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today my two sisters were having a fight one is 14 one is 6 my 14 yr old sister yelled "santas not real"my 6 yr old sister got up some courage "well neither is edward cullen" one of them walked away crying and it was not my 6 yr old sister

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Rihanna: oh naa naa whats my name? oh naa naa whats my name? whats my name?

chris brown: did i really hit her that hard?

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the 4 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions

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doc: i have bad news and worse news. 

patient: wat is it O_O? 

doc: u hav 24 hrs to live. 

patient: omg whats worse than that? 

doc: i forgot to call you yesterday.

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Brunette: HIDE! THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!!
Blonde: OH NO!!!! *runs to kitchen*
Brunette: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Blonde: HIDING MY FRUIT LOOPS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING!
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I saw a cute six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks. I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana. She said no; she liked to wear these socks because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked. (:

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Winnie the Pooh was based on psychological problems. Pooh has an eating disorder, Piglet suffers from anxiety, Eeyore has major depression, Tigger has ADHD, Rabbit has OCD, & Christopher Robin must be a drug addict if his stuffed animals talk to him...